OK, so I've realized how I am going to make my millions in this life....
I am going to write a book called "The Purpose Driven Cart"!
It will explore the basic principles and etiquette of using a shopping cart in busy shopping areas. It will transform lives and, as we apply the principles, we will make other shoppers so happy!
A sneak peak at a couple of chapters..."Keep movin', movin', movin," (resisting the urge to come to a complete stop in the middle of the isle when other shoppers are behind you), and "Be a Pacesetter" (learning to stay at a pace that is faster than molassas in January).
My favorite place for applying this book would be Costco, but you can pick the store of your choice - Ikea, Safeway, Sam's Club, really, the places are limitless.
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Millions are on the way... a best seller, no doubt. Ash
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